Want some free SWAG? Good, here’s your chance to earn it. Calm down, this contest isn’t as complicated or challenging as our E3 contest. The reward for winning will still be enticing. It just won’t arrive in a large box as part of a menagerie of items.
The task is simple. That picture, that one up there ^^, is without a caption. Your duty, should you chose to accept it, is to leave a comment with the best caption you can come up with (be sure to use a real e-mail address!). It can be inventive, witty, eyebrow-raising or unusual. Whatever gets the Lore Hounds to react will be deemed the winner.
The reward is digital, so everyone can enter. As far as I know, there are no region restrictions.
Your mission starts now. You have three days (September 10) before time runs out.
“Shut up woman get on my horse”
September 7th, 2010 at 1:22 pmQuote
“I wonder if this is going to make a mess.”
September 7th, 2010 at 4:08 pmQuote
“Say um,dude? Mind getting the F**** out of the way? I’m trying to cause mass hysteria here.”
September 7th, 2010 at 7:27 pmQuote
“Should I be helping Mordil? Nah, this will be funny to watch.”
Oh wait… I’m not able to enter.
*sad face*
September 7th, 2010 at 9:02 pmQuote
iTZKooPa considers adding a bestiality section to the Lore Hound website, GG Mordil
September 7th, 2010 at 10:54 pmQuote
“Wow Patrick, this is amazing! I’ve always wanted a horse rider!”
September 8th, 2010 at 3:31 pmQuote
“Hey Pat?”
“Yeah?”
“What the hell does this have to do with Super Hero Squad?”
September 8th, 2010 at 7:08 pmQuote
Marketing guy: “So Bobby, what we do is, we delete all the mount vendors and player mounts and claim that the Cataclysm killed them all. Those idiot players will just LOVE that! It’s… what do they call it? RM? No, RP! And what we do is, we sell them ‘Cataclysm’ resistant mounts in the Activision store. We’ll make MILLIONS!”
Bobby Kotick: “Hmmm. I like it!”
September 8th, 2010 at 7:16 pmQuote
Mordil: “I changed my mind, I don’t want a pony any more!”
iTZKooPA: “Too soon Execu… no wait, I mean, too late Mordil. Mwa ha ha ha ha!”
Also, on the subject of Blizzard/PAX related stuff, the latest video from an internet sketch comedy group I’m a fan of, know as Loading Ready Run (or LRR), is Blizzard themed and really funny. You can see it here – http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/1973-Gary
September 9th, 2010 at 6:56 amQuote
“Ghostcrawler promised me a pony!”
“Lorehound does even better, we give out horses!”
September 9th, 2010 at 4:26 pmQuote
Messenger of Death. NOT Unicorn.
September 9th, 2010 at 8:30 pmQuote
Patrick thinking…
September 16th, 2010 at 3:36 pm‘My evil plan to rid Lorehound of all the other writers so I can re-name the site Patrick’s Lore, starts here… Last in, first out, so bye bye Mordil (evil snigger)’
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Alright here is my try!
October 1st, 2010 at 12:35 am1. Left Guy – Yo dawg! I told you get up out the Kool-aid!
Attempt #2 Left guy – Run man! It’s Barbra Streisand!
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