Want some free SWAG? Good, here’s your chance to earn it. Calm down, this contest isn’t as complicated or challenging as our E3 contest. The reward for winning will still be enticing. It just won’t arrive in a large box as part of a menagerie of items.
The task is simple. That picture, that one up there ^^, is without a caption. Your duty, should you chose to accept it, is to leave a comment with the best caption you can come up with (be sure to use a real e-mail address!). It can be inventive, witty, eyebrow-raising or unusual. Whatever gets the Lore Hounds to react will be deemed the winner.
The reward is digital, so everyone can enter. As far as I know, there are no region restrictions.
Your mission starts now. You have three days (September 10) before time runs out.
“Shut up woman get on my horse”
“I wonder if this is going to make a mess.”
“Say um,dude? Mind getting the F**** out of the way? I’m trying to cause mass hysteria here.”
“Should I be helping Mordil? Nah, this will be funny to watch.”
Oh wait… I’m not able to enter.
iTZKooPa considers adding a bestiality section to the Lore Hound website, GG Mordil
“Wow Patrick, this is amazing! I’ve always wanted a horse rider!”
“What the hell does this have to do with Super Hero Squad?”
Marketing guy: “So Bobby, what we do is, we delete all the mount vendors and player mounts and claim that the Cataclysm killed them all. Those idiot players will just LOVE that! It’s… what do they call it? RM? No, RP! And what we do is, we sell them ‘Cataclysm’ resistant mounts in the Activision store. We’ll make MILLIONS!”
Bobby Kotick: “Hmmm. I like it!”
Mordil: “I changed my mind, I don’t want a pony any more!”
iTZKooPA: “Too soon Execu… no wait, I mean, too late Mordil. Mwa ha ha ha ha!”
Also, on the subject of Blizzard/PAX related stuff, the latest video from an internet sketch comedy group I’m a fan of, know as Loading Ready Run (or LRR), is Blizzard themed and really funny. You can see it here – http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/1973-Gary
“Ghostcrawler promised me a pony!”
“Lorehound does even better, we give out horses!”
Messenger of Death. NOT Unicorn.
‘My evil plan to rid Lorehound of all the other writers so I can re-name the site Patrick’s Lore, starts here… Last in, first out, so bye bye Mordil (evil snigger)’
Alright here is my try!
1. Left Guy – Yo dawg! I told you get up out the Kool-aid!
Attempt #2 Left guy – Run man! It’s Barbra Streisand!